HOW MANY REPUBLICANS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB?
We know you've been wondering.
How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
FOUR HUNDRED AND SIXTY-TWO...
Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old
bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut
funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light
bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the
bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear
instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it
illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
How many Microsoft engineers needed to screw a light bulb ??
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From the Unofficial Bill Clinton