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Clinton seems likely to sacrifice rights--like freedom from religion--to her notion of social goods. Both she and Giuliani exhibit the sanctimony of people who believe they know what's best for the rest of us-- less liberty, more order and values imposed by the state or our neighbors - Hillary's No Liberal by Wendy Kaminer [The Nation, August 9/16, 1999]

Biography Hillary Diane Rodham was born in Chicago, Illinois, on October 26, 1947, daughter of Hugh and Dorothy Rodham. Her father owned a fabric store, and her mother was a full-time mother and homemaker. Entered Wellesley College in 1965, went to Yale, married Bill Clinton in 1975, daughter, Chelsea, was born in 1980. --bio at whitehouse.gov
WIC Biography - Hillary Rodham Clinton
A Biography: Hillary Clinton [a-ten]
Psychobiography of Hillary Clinton
About Hillary from hillary200.org (satire)
'It Takes A Village....'
By Hillary Rodham Clinton, [amazon]

Hillary Clinton biography and books
Books By and About Hillary Rodham Clinton at amazon.com
Criticism
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Discussion Threads ....

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"We will never build enough prisons to end our crime problem". -- Hillary Clinton, San Francisco 1996

"To confine impeachable conduct to indictable offenses may well be to set a standard so restrictive as not to reach conduct that might adversely affect the system of government. Some of the most grevious offenses against our constitutional form of government may not entail violations of the criminal law.....Io limit impeachable conduct to criminal offenses would be incompatible with the evidence...and would frustrate the purpose that the framers intended.... Impeachment was evolved.....to cope with both the inadequacy of the criminal standards and the impotence of the courts to deal with the conduct of great public figures. It would be anomalous if the framers, having barred criminal sanctions from the impeachment remedy....intended to restrict the grounds for impeachment to conduct that was criminal" Hillary Rodham Staff Attorney House Judiciary Committee 1974

Hillary Clinton uses influence with friend, Maryland's Lieutenant Governor Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, to obtain a two-count indictment against Linda Tripp.

... calling Paul Fray, the Clinton-for-Congress campaign manager, a "Jew bastard." Is She Anti-Semitic?
Hillary and Internet "Gatekeeping"
"We are all going to have to rethink how we deal with this, because there are all these competing values ... Without any kind of editing function or gatekeeping function, what does it mean to have the right to defend your reputation?" she said. --First Lady: Net News Needs Scrutiny Reuters @wired

The Net needs "gatekeeping," said Hillary Rodham Clinton to a select group of important people and special reporters last week, demonstrating yet again the government's tendency to be wrong. - Hillary just doesn't get it - Call for Internet 'gatekeeping' reveals a lack of understanding, by Rebecca L. Eisenberg (Feb 22, 1998)
Paula Jones, her husband, and the right-wing conspiracy
When Hillary was asked how she was handling all this controversy over the Paula Jones case, she said, "I just put it in a little box. That's how I deal with it. I put it in a box in my mind and I just don't think about it." --Animal House by Camille Paglia, Salon - People are alleging that the president is a sex addict -- is this true?
The question of Hillary's moral masochism goes beyond just a defense of Bill, an erring husband by a loyal wife. This kind of masochism involves Hillary's unconscious enjoyment of Bill's behavior. --Hillary's Moral Masochism and the Monica Lewinsky Porno Flick

"For anybody willing to find it, and write about it, and explain it, is this vast right-wing conspiracy that has been conspiring against my husband since the day he announced for President. A few journalists have kind of caught on to it and explained it, but it has not yet been fully revealed to the American public." HRC; Jan 27, 1998 Today Show (NBC) - The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy


Jokes ...

Bill, Hillary, and Al Die
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Bill, Hillary, and Al were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."

God thinks for a second and says "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

God then address Hillary. "Hillary, what do you believe in?"

"I believe you're in my chair."


It seems that after the election in '92 the Clinton's were making a
final tour of the great state of Arkansas before moving to D.C. Driving
around the back woods of Arkansas, they came upon an old, run down, one
pump gas station. An old boy was sitting in a rocker in front of the
station, just lazing away the day.

Hillary said, "Well, look at that! I used to date that fellow."

"Good thing for you that you met me and didn't marry him," Bill
replied, "Or else you'd be sitting out here wasting away your life."

"No," Hillary said, "He'd be President."
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Q: What did Hillary say when asked "How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
A: I DON'T KNOW...AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



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