WE DEMAND AN END TO GREY ALIEN ABDUCTION AND PAINFUL EXPERIMENTATION ON HUMAN SUBJECTS!

As fellow students in the field of ufology, you should not be surprised to learn that an estimated 90% of the recent spate of alien abductions are carried out for purposes of genetic research.

In their attempt to collect genetic samples, the Greys have inflicted upon untold thousands of innocent terrestrials needless pain and humiliation. Their ignorance of human physiology and psychology, combined with an insatiable need for knowledge, has created a sort of hidden holocaust, which is only now beginning to receive the attentions of the mainstream media.

Now, the Erisian Society proposes a peaceful alternative to this molesting of the innocent. Our plan is to provide Extraterrestrial researchers with the sought-after genetic materials, but only those which are collected painlessly from willing donors. To this end we have initiated:

PROJECT STARSEED

Human semen is not only the ideal material for the study of chromosonal structure, but is also readily and easily collected and stored. Our Center in Los Angeles, staffed by medical professionals, is engaged in the collection of donor samples on an ongoing basis. These samples are shipped weekly in special refrigeration units to Erisian representatives in the Groom Lake area of Nevada. The samples are then forwarded to their final destination through channels that necessarily must remain undiscolosed.

HOW TO MAKE YOUR CONTRIBUTION to the ERISIAN BANK for GENETIC RESEARCH

Our Center is open by appointment (213) 937-2759 or you may choose to make your donation in the privacy of your own home. We invite you to ejaculate as many times as you wish into this bag, but if collecting samples over a period of hours, we ask that you keep your collection bag in the refrigerator when not in use. If you choose to mail your samples, we request that you send it by overnight delivery. We thank you for your cooperation and hope that you enjoy this blissful act of cosmic cooperation. Please send donations to to:

The Erisian Society for Extraterrestial Cooperation
POB 29178
Los Angeles, CA 90029